Welcome

While you are reading this, the Voice of Cheese

is downloading to your computer from

thousands of light years away.

After you listen,

CLICK HERE FOR THE MOVIE

Free Quicktime player required.

Notes:

This is intended for broadband connections.

Phone line Internet people can RIGHT CLICK

and select "Save Target As" from the following links to

download the movie first, then watch it at full speed:

The Voice of Cheese

The movie in Quicktime

Or, if you prefer the movie in Flash,

The Movie Part1 in Flash

The Movie Part 2 in Flash

Folk's with marginal connection speeds may

want to return to the page a second time,

or,

 pause the movie with the Quicktime control,

to let it download completely before watching.

Unfortunately, the original movie is out of print,

so I can't link it here.

The software used was:

Ulead Video Studio 10

Photoshop

Microsoft Picture it

Cool Edit

Ulead Gif Animator 5

Quicktime 7 Plus

Macromedia Flash MX 2004

Windows XP Pro

In memory of Frank Zappa

"The cheaper they are, the better they are." - FZ